George's View on Bukkake
By now, all devotees of adult entertainment must be familiar with the new
sub-genre known simply as "Bukkake". I will not go into an historical/linguistic
analysis of the term, but I will attempt to offer a sketch of the genre and ruminate a bit
on some of the potential sociological implications of what I see as a significant advance
in human behavior.
The original Japanese films portrayed a highly ritualized sex show where a demure young
lass, usually in school girl or corporate uniform kneels in the center of a small room.
There is usually some visual prop to emphasize her as the center of attention - velvet
ropes hung from brass pedestals forming a fence around her, two or three rows of
"security guards" who serve to control access to her.
The girl waits patiently, little or no emotion showing on her face as one by one, men who
have been masturbating just off camera approach and ejaculate into her face.
Often there will be as many as 75 or 80 men. Sometimes the girl briefly fellates the man
of the moment, sometimes not. There is usually no significant sound track ( ie.music or
dialogue ) other than a few appreciative grunts and groans from the gents.
Although I find some Japanese women quite attractive, the Japanese bukkake films I've
viewed leave me cold, kinda like watching an IBM documentary on their latest mainframe
operating system.
Not to worry though, with characteristic Yanqui ingenuity and resolve, the U.S.porn
industry has spotted a good idea, and improved it. The U.S. versions are considerably
livelier, almost a party atmosphere. Some of the girls really get into the action, after
all they are doing the best thing possible for their complexions -the natural vitamins and
proteins in cum have long been known to help condition skin.
I'm really enthusiastic about the direction of the U.S. versions, a few of the latest
films I've seen have been quite hot, and I think bukkake also has some promise as a
general, amateur activity. Talk about a natural fund raiser - how many times have you been
driving around and seen a church group or civic club selling car washes ? Now, who the
hell wants to wash their car ? I let mine sit in the rain - works just fine.
But suppose you drove past a fire department and saw a large hand-lettered sign that read
"Bukkake 5$" . You park, and walk into the station, ( which has been emptied of
fire trucks for this occasion ), and lo and behold, a gorgeous brunette Demi Moore look
alike is kneeling on a pillow in the center of the garage. Men mill around, drinking draft
Heineken from a freshly tapped keg, bullshitting, and stroking their meat. One by one, as
the need arises, they drift on over to Demi and shoot their load.
Her hair is streaked with strands of cum, cum hangs from her chin and occasionally falls
to her bare breasts - she is grinning like a she-devil - a good time is had by all. Shit,
you would donate 5 bucks and join the party, right ?
Bukkake is also a natural initiation rite in a least two ways. First, sororities at some
of our rowdier campuses could require that all new members undergo a bukkake.
The beautiful debutante would kneel in the center of a large room in the sorority house
while several invited fraternity houses mill around, swilling beer, and, uh, rising to the
occasion. The debutante would have to fellate the three largest guys, the rest would have
to service themselves. At the crucial moment guys move right next to or in front of the
cutie and shoot their load. The whole party would be recorded on video for both the
sorority archives and the debutantes scrapbook. ( Interesting item for her future
ex-husband don't you think ?)
Football games ( pro and college ) could be made infinitely more interesting if a simple
rule was adopted: the losing quarterback's wife or girlfriend must perform a bukkake for
the players and staff of the victorious team. This would take place immediately after the
game and be televised live - wow - talk about ratings !
Anyone stuck in Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport would appreciate this scheme:
Shitcan 1 large giftshop on each concourse and make it into a bukkake room. Hookers from
Greater Atlanta, dressed in cute stewardess outfits would staff each room. Christ, guys
would be praying for flight delays.
My final suggestion: For all you guys who have stood in line for 3 or 4 hours at the local
Division of Motor Vehicles office waiting for the privilege of paying 20 or 30 bucks for a
plastic decal which certifies that you have, uh, spent 20 or 30 bucks, how would you like
the cutest female employee at the office to be forced into bukkake for the waiting gents ?
Think the shits would speed up service ?